the Pork​-​Chop Express

by Snack Morris

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Retirement benefits Cut in half All you suits sit back and laugh Do you think that it's okay… Fucking with my 401k? Management, management Wants you to kill yourself Cutting hazard pay And benefits for your health Management, management Wants you to kill yourself No more PTO You catch it, you're on your own Management, management Wants you to kill yourself Sick and bleeding No glasses for reading Management, management Wants you to kill yourself When you're dead and gone They'll just get another pawn So disappointing Not much shock If you think they ever cared You're a schmuck It's all about the bottom line Doesn't matter - nothing's fine Get to work don't say shit… Or they're gonna make you wanna quit Management, management Wants you to kill yourself Cutting hazard pay then benefits for your health Management, management Wants you to kill yourself No more PTO You catch it, you're on your own Management, management Wants you to kill yourself Sick and bleeding No glasses for reading Management, management Wants you to kill yourself When you're dead and gone They'll just get another pawn
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Neighbors 03:10
Howdy neighbor Let's call the cops…. Have them hear how your story sucks! How your kids are vandals How your mom's a crazy fuck How you're a Looney bitch And your man's a cuck! You don’t get it And you never will Sight of your face Just makes me ill. Oh. Shit. Here we go again! The psycho bitch pretends The neighbors are her friend Haha! They all think she’s insane With those crazy claims Yet she still complains Crazy bitch What do you want? Stop banging on my door You obnoxious cunt! Fuck you and Fuck off Is what I say But You don’t hear me anyway! Call the cops I aint done shit Then they'll see You started this! Get your man Up off my ass That fucking pig needs to Let it pass. This shits done Don’t want no mo Time for you to Let it go Just go back from whence you came Don’t come back to here again Oh. Shit. Here we go again The psycho bitch pretends The neighbors are her friend. Haha! They all think she’s insane With those crazy claims Yet she still complains x2 Ah shit, here we go again Here we go again it will never end!
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tK421 02:57
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All that money can't make his hair grow! He’s out of touch like ya just don’t know! HA! The prick's a billionaire can't you see? He doesn't pay taxes like you and me! Dude looks like a dildo with big fucking ears! Payin' shit wages thinking nobody cares! Billions spent sending this dickhead to space... Could've had the hungry stuffing their fuckin face! I wanna fight Jeff Bezos! Baldilocks took all the pesos! Doesn't give a fuck about you and me! Not unless we’re making him more money! Evil bastard! Greedy fuck! I'll bet he's just the biggest cuck! When it comes to taking it, he will never fuckin quit! He'll shit on you! He'll shit on me! He'll shit on your mom! What's stoppin' him from being Santa clause? He's got our names... He's got the drones... He knows what we want! HoHoHo! He's making a choice to say fuck the poor! Just like his hair chose to grow no more! Burnin' bridges in Rotterdam... just to build…. a fucking yacht? No regard for the ones he's hurting... Cuz he's nothin' but a big fuckin twat I wanna fight Jeff Bezos! Baldilocks took all the pesos! Doesn't give a fuck about you and me! Not unless we’re making him more money! Evil bastard! Greedy fuck! I'll bet he's the biggest cuck! When it comes to taking it, he will never fucking quit! He'll shit on you! He'll shit on me! He'll make sure that it ships for free!
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Floridiot! 03:16
Flor-idi-ot you're gonna die tonight. Smoke your fuckin meth and get high tonight Get yer gun at Walmart anytime of night Blow yer fuckin head off or start a fight Flor-idi-ot you're gonna die tonight x3 I don’t care how just die tonight Flor-idi-ot you're gonna die alright... When you're fucking meth lab ignites tonight Floridiot Floridiot Floridiot ya gonna die tonight Who you think you are some kinda tough guy? …shit Use your fucking blinker you stupid dick! No helmets, no gun laws you wanna know why? Your governor is trash And he wants you to die. Flor-idi-ot you're gonna die tonight x3 I don’t care how just die tonight

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released May 5, 2023

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